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Trials for 2022-23 season

After a ridiculously successfully season in which 4 of our 6 sides got promoted we go again with search for new talent to add to our ranks. If you are looking to join a friendly and competitive amateur football club in South London and are sociable, a team player and decent at football then get in touch with us here!

Algarve Tour 2022

The Algarve Tour proved to be huge success – massive thanks OK to Staunts for organizing an amazing tour!

We did pretty well in the footy, with both Old Thorns teams reaching the semi-finals but sadly ‘Team A’ lost the final on penalties.

Still the main thing was everyone had an amazing trip and after 3 years without a Tour this really made up for the lost time! Great stuff!

Results: 30/04/22

Results

Another fine set of results this week with the 2s continuing their rich vein of form vs Sedcopians. Elsewhere wonderful news for the 4s as they got promoted from South 2 as they won 2-1 via a penalty in the last two minutes.

Old Thorns 2s 2-1 Old Sedcopians 1s

Senior 2 South

Goals: Jarvis Cheek x2

Assists: Matt Crowe, Corey Cleave

MoM: Alex Clark

Old Thorns 4s 2-1 Fulham Compton Old Boys 2s

South 2

Goals: Ed stocker x 2

Assists: Richard Jones, Rob Jones

MoM: Ed Stocker

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Results: 09/04/22

Firstly a huge get well soon to Billy Dobinson (pictured above) who dislocated his knee in action for the 3s last week.

Only the two games this week with the 2s in action in a quasi-title decider against top of the table Sinjuns Old Grammerians while the Vets entertain Albanians in the Saturday Shield Cup Semi Final. Results below:

Results

Old Thorns 2s 1-1 Sinjuns Grammarians 1s
Senior 2 South
Goals: James Rodriguez
Assists: Ben Dockerill
MoM: Ben Dockerill

Old Thorns Vets -v- Albanian Vets
SAL Saturday Shield
Goals: James Rodriguez
Assists: Richard Lundie
MoM: James Rodriguez

Results: 02/04/22

A wonderfully sunny day saw a fantastic hatrick of wins for Old Thorntonians with all three teams vying for top of the league bragging rights. The 3s and 4s were in action against Tenisonians and London Welsh early on with the 6s facing Whitgiftians in the 2pm. Results and scorers below:

ResultsOld Thorns 3s 2-1 Old Tenisonians 2s

Intermediate South

Goals: Will Sewell, Ben Parnall

Assists: Harry Calvesbert, n/a.

MoM: Ewan Harris

Old Thorns 4s 3-1 London Welsh 2s.

South 2

Goals: Denver Lalonde, James Rodriguez, Nick Daley

Assists: Mark Cryer x2, Sam Pinney

MoM: Rob Pritchard Jones

Old Thorns 6s 2-0 Old Whitgiftians 2s

South 8

Goals: Matt Long, James Urmston

Assists: Jarred Finney, Demari Josoph-Lawrence

MoM: James Urmston

Results: 26/03/22

Only one game this week with our home ground still in the use of the Rugby 7s.

The 6’s were in action in Hampton Court against Tiffinians trying to keep their faint hopes of a South 8 title alive and managed to secure a 7-1 win. Well done boys!

Results:

Old Tiffinians 4s 1- 7 Old Thorntonians 6s

Goals: Mark Cryer x3, Matt Long x 2, Alex Scott Ruddock, Richard Lundie

Assists: Alex Scott Ruddock, Richard Lundie x 3, Ben Himpe x 2, Eamonn Smith

Man of the Match: Jose Cortez

Results: 19/03/22

Fantastic set of results this weekend as all three teams in action picked up three points. A special well done to 4s and 6s who both beat top of the table oppo. With the REMPF out of action for the rugby sevens this weekend and next there will only be three games all of which are away.

Results

Dorkinians 2s  1-2 Old Thorns 2s

Senior 2 South

Goals: Remi Sellers, Henry Pepperell

Assists: Josh Sherriff-Jolly, Corey Cleave

MOTM: Sam Laidler


Shene Old Grammarians 3s  0-3  Old Thorns 4s

South 2

Goals: Will French, Toby Walker, James Urmston

Assists: James Urmston, Alex Stevens, Tam De Lacey

MOTM: Toby Walker

John Fisher Old Boys 2s  1-2 Old Thorns 6s

South 8

Goals: Matt Long x 2

Assists: Demari Joseph-Lawrence, Alex Scott-Ruddock

MOTM: Richard Lundie

Results : 12/03/22

Disappointing set of results yesterday as 5s and 6s suffered defeats with wins for the 2s 3s and 4s to somewhat mitigate things. The 5s and 6s losses in particular dealt a harsh blow to their respective relegation fight/title ambitions. Results, scorers etc below:

Results:

Reigatians 1s  1-2 Old Thorns 2s

Senior 2 South

Goals: James Rodriguez, Remi Sellers

Assists: Josh Sherriff Jolly, Ben Parnall

MOTM: Matt Crowe

Old Thorns 3s 7-2 Blackheath Wanderers 1s

Intermediate South

Goals: Hal Colmer x 2 , Richard Jones x2, Alex Stevens, Will Sewell, Eamon Smith

Assists: Alex Stevens x2, Yemi Oviousu, Hal Colmer x 2, Ed Stocker, Sean Staunton

MOTM: Hal Colmer 

Old Thorns 4s  5-0 Mickleham Old Boxhillians 1s

South 2

Goals: Rob Janke, Mark Cryer x2, Paul Ball, Keaton Cohen

Assists: Tan De Lacey, Keaton Cohen ,

MOTM: Keaton Cohen

Old Thorns 5s  2-4  Old Suttonians 4s

South 3

Goals: Oliver Golzari x2

Assists: Christian Jeffcoat x 2

MOTM: Oliver Golzari

Old Thorns 6s  1-3 Old Sedcopians 3s

South 8

Goals: Kehinde Kolawole 

Assists: Nima Naghdi

MOTM: Gulled Hersi

Results: 05/03/22

With the 5s and 6s out of action and the 1s and Vets at home , the weather just about held off so the games were playable.

A draw and a win respectively for the 1s and Vets was the order or the day with the 2s falling to defeat against Meadonians and the 3s back to winning ways against Kings Old Boys and back to the top of the table.

Results etc below:


Results

Old Thorns 1s  1-1  Worcester College Old Boys 1s   
Senior 1 South

Goals: Charlie Barnes Bush
Assists: Josh Sherriff-Jolly 

MOTM: Yemi Oviosu

Old Meadonians 2s  3-0 Old Thorns 2s

Senior 2 South

Goals: –
Assists: –

MOTM: Sam Pinney

Kings Old Boys 1s 3-4  Old Thorns 3s Intermediate South

Goals: Richard Jones x2, Eamon Smith, David Webster
Assists: Max Watson, Chris Lang, Richard Jones, Sean Staunton

MOTM: Eamon Smith

Old Thorns Vets  1-0 West Wickham Vets

SAL Saturday Shield

Goals: Richard Scott

Assists: Phil Boden

MOTM: Richard Lundie